@wernerspenguin Okay?! Remember to cash in on this for any refusals: http://t.co/qJaR6sAq #12pairsofgloves
@flaneur @rosyrong @mckelvie It’s an Irish thing apparently: http://t.co/qJaR6sAq
Actually, don’t answer that.
LADIES! Y U NO LEAP DAY PROPOSE?
Hot date with @misshashbrown! @ Bob Bob Ricard http://t.co/YS3VGeKn
@dearoldsmee Slow face has an unexpected Urban Dictionary meaning. I hate you.
@fionamclaren I kindly gave @dearoldsmee my laptop while she waited for me. This is how I get repaid. #worst
I am a slowface
@AntonioLulic I think I’ll get both. You know. Just to be safe.
@fionamclaren Pride of place, display costume: http://t.co/YImFkw6l
Oh my! @ Mad World Fancy Dress and Costume Hire http://t.co/xMD6a2lm
@glitter_thing They’re all clippy cloppy on our hardwood floor.
@jwheare So we’re going to be two days out for the rest of the year? #problemswithtwitshift
My shoes are really noisy. Might have to limit walking around the office to lunch times or after work, or maybe only walk in meeting rooms.
@halloween_becky I would like mine measured too, please! I have some chocolate covered coffee beans I could re-gift you.
@halloween_becky @metabrew @mattsheret I think @feministeartle would fetch and merge that pull manually, if you know what I mean (I don’t).
@arrd1s I don’t know what “in a ‘The killing’ way” means, but yes. Probably.
Just booked a table at a restaurant that has the dress code “Elegant. (Ties are not required)”. Might wear my bow tie anyway.
@arrd1s It was a pretty good hangover day. Not got a favourite character, but I’m quite a fan of one of Donna’s jumpers.
@russss Today’s G2 2 down is “Space made by burrowing limbless creature.” Thanks.
Just finished season 1 of The West Wing. Watched 18 episodes yesterday. It’s alright.
Turns out a flat on the floor above mine is leaking into the floor below mine, but my flat is fine. No idea how, but I’m happy.
“It doesn’t get any drier than that.” - some surprise plumbing happening in my flat right now.
SUNDAY EVENING
@wernerspenguin Moxie. Moxie and bum.
Amy Adams.
Night at the Museum 2 isn’t about one night at a museum either. Just like Day of the Triffids or… well… Night at the Museum. I feel cheated!
The first rule of Anonymous Club is… oh, fuck it.
“Malcolm Blackman - Anonymous UK” - Not doing a very good job of being anonymous on BBC News.
@steff631 I’m including winning and getting to the final of world cups in that. England always look shit to me. Was exciting stuff today!
Oh my! Some really good rugby! Wales did deserve to win, but England actually looked really good for the first time I can remember in ages.
Although I think I’ll watch the second half of the rugby first. Looks like it could be a good one.
A lovely afternoon jeans and t-shirt cycle. Even bumped in to @dearoldsmee and @vics_viper. Now to continue my The West Wing odyssey.
Hackney Marsh is pretty big, but I wonder how big it is in terms of football pitches.
@fionamclaren Me too. Got today’s timehop email with your leaving drinks checkins in it. You should have a sports birthday cake on Tuesday!
SUBMARINE STURGEON (via @acreature): http://t.co/XGcLhll6
@fionamclaren Happy final day at Amnesty! Good luck with all the sport! #fionamclastyear
Got a follow up letter from the cosmetic surgery I had in December. All the people mentioned have “breast” in their job title.
I went to a meeting! I got passed a note! @ Last.fm HQ http://t.co/fHjuZ2v7
“Foolish Fool” by Dee Dee Warwick is my new jam. ♫ http://t.co/SwSHEyzR
@jwheare Oops. Wrong account.
@jwheare That’s the kind of retarded bullshit I’d expect from a cunting shitbag like you.
So many sturgeon! RT @baseonmars: über sturgeon http://t.co/LEdYFHbJ
Working from bed.
It sure does! Might take the rest of the day off. http://t.co/OJmr6OCc
I just bought the INFINI-LIFT LIGHTSPEED. If you know what that means, you share my pain.
“(You) Got What I Need” by Freddie Scott is my new jam. ♫ http://t.co/dgPyabBk
@halloween_becky @fionamclaren I was just thinking about suggesting the same thing. I’m in.
I got a “Come back to Dropbox!” email this morning. Seemed a bit needy. Also, I hear their arrow’s a bit small.
LOVE THAT CHICKEN.
@halloween_becky @flaneur @dsingleton @feministeartle I’m just worried everyone will start following him instead of me. He’s so charming!
@flaneur @dsingleton @feministeartle That’s my favourite so far. He sure is at one with the ladies.
and I can’t even spell @feministeartle.
So @feminsteartle now exists. I hate my friends.
@hugovk Authed beta users. Don’t really want it to get much higher yet.
My nieces have a unicorn, but presumably this one is pro-nazi. http://t.co/yiImAytH
My nieces said things that were funny. LOL!
And I love every one! RT @marekventur: @eartle http://t.co/3LGxCQpw
Angry Birds 3D http://t.co/9FfRaTgn
Naughty Mr. Bear! http://t.co/vYDlW0Gy
Story time http://t.co/K6tMxvOr
I looked at some stuff that was far away. I saw that it was good.
@phuedx I think you may have misread my toot.
My new prescription contact lenses arrived! I’m going to go look at some deliberately good looking things from a medium to long distance.
@halloween_becky Sorry. Can I get a beep beep?
@halloween_becky IT’S THE FREAKIN’ WEEKEND, BABY! SOME MORE R. KELLY LYRICS! ETC!
@halloween_becky Now I’m not trying be rude, but hey pretty girl I’m feelin’ you… You know… For the catering.
Crystal poppin’ in the stretch Navigator.
I’ve woken up to my first pull request! If you open source it, they will make it build on Unixes.
@mattsheret Shop opposite my flat. Best!
@mattsheret DUDE! I FOUND A SOURCE! http://t.co/MHdzlDLo
Did the push dance with Github. http://t.co/rEWKsF10 http://t.co/I9ru1gny
@saleandro You can go through the tour again through the help menu. We’ve thought of EVERYTHING!
Really happy with yesterday’s public beta launch. Feedback so far suggests we’re going to need a bigger arrow. http://t.co/oEjlNZMt
Can’t believe it was another click through to get to the ass. Get your act together, Twitter! http://t.co/o2dYJKy0
We’re idiots! RT @carmepastora: I am having a Valentine dinner with Miguel from Spain, Michael from the UK and Michał from Poland. No joke.
@hugovk Damn! Should have done an Emmy screenshot!
Too soon? http://t.co/oEjlNZMt
The most important thing about a glanceable is restraint. @ Last.fm HQ http://t.co/UgE5cSXQ
Can we start an infinite Yoda sturgeon photo thread, please? RT @jwheare: Yoda sturgeon http://t.co/jvIQfEFy
Went to a gentlemen’s club. Friend zoned a stripper. #stagparty #industrystandard
@mattsheret You said “favourite”! You said “favourite”! *blushes*
@m_a_forster GO ME!
Cycled to and from Wimbledon today. About 27 miles. The most I’ve done in a day so far. Cup of tea and a lay down now.
Heading off on a rather long cycle to Wimbledon where there’s a lovely pub and lovely people at the other end. Good.
@b3ano I won and drew. My shoulder is still super hurty!
Arm wrestled some girls. Have a hurty shoulder.
Looking forward to Valentine’s Day! @ Last.fm HQ http://t.co/Wm526lDk
Added a printer on Windows. Clicked a button that said “Have disk…”. Fun times were had.
Thinking about using http://t.co/CZDyiGXm or http://t.co/RQMTujZJ or other. Anyone used them/have opinions?
One for Wednesday.
Had cake for breakfast. #child
Made a packed lunch for school today. #grownup #austerity
@arrd1s It was quite an elaborate recipe. Not sure where it is, but @dearoldsmee pointed me to it and should know.
@y0b1tch DETROIT! http://t.co/hJFrU9ma
DETROIT! (featuring @fionamclaren and @ndamukong_suh) http://t.co/i6cty3ta
@b3ano Free beer, popcorn, cornbread, and a meal. This is pretty amazing!
SUPERBASH! @ indigO2 http://t.co/glXPr0Eg
Snow sports with @fionamclaren! @ London Fields http://t.co/9Nmw4rys
Looks like this guy’s given up. http://t.co/XTrX4yPS
@RosyRong “This one’s for shouting outside my window! And this one’s for your homophobia!” etc
Going out with my wellies on. #best
@b3ano I should have not carried it in my top pocket and bent over to untuck my trouser leg.
@dearoldsmee Relevant to your name. “@anneholiday: Lovely day at SMEE http://t.co/so57Ax88”
@RosyRong I’m hoping they do all my future weather reports.
“It’s snowing, you know” “I know it’s snowing, you bum gay!” - kids outside my flat.
Dropped and cracked the screen on my phone. Does that mean I should start a Facebook group about it?
I’m just about ready to be able to laugh at this: http://t.co/Hf3Ug2pZ via @MattKnapman starring @teabot
I’m going on a double date today! It’s not mine. Still counts though, right?
So today I accidentally Last.fm a bit. Got quite a few new Setlist Scrobbler users though.
Wearing thermal underclothings.
January’s results are in! @ Last.fm HQ http://t.co/AqbZHUVf