The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @eartle ever

Recent tweets

“Foolish Fool” by Dee Dee Warwick is my new jam. ♫ http://t.co/SwSHEyzR

via This Is My Jam

@jwheare That’s the kind of retarded bullshit I’d expect from a cunting shitbag like you.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to jwheare

So many sturgeon! RT @baseonmars: über sturgeon http://t.co/LEdYFHbJ

via Twitter for Mac

It sure does! Might take the rest of the day off. http://t.co/OJmr6OCc

via Twitter for iPhone

I just bought the INFINI-LIFT LIGHTSPEED. If you know what that means, you share my pain.

via Twitter for Mac

“(You) Got What I Need” by Freddie Scott is my new jam. ♫ http://t.co/dgPyabBk

via This Is My Jam

@halloween_becky @fionamclaren I was just thinking about suggesting the same thing. I’m in.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to halloween_becky

I got a “Come back to Dropbox!” email this morning. Seemed a bit needy. Also, I hear their arrow’s a bit small.

via Twitter for Mac

@halloween_becky @flaneur @dsingleton @feministeartle I’m just worried everyone will start following him instead of me. He’s so charming!

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to halloween_becky

@flaneur @dsingleton @feministeartle That’s my favourite so far. He sure is at one with the ladies.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to flaneur

and I can’t even spell @feministeartle.

via Twitter for Mac

So @feminsteartle now exists. I hate my friends.

via Twitter for Mac

@hugovk Authed beta users. Don’t really want it to get much higher yet.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to hugovk

My nieces have a unicorn, but presumably this one is pro-nazi. http://t.co/yiImAytH

via Twitter for iPhone

My nieces said things that were funny. LOL!

via Twitter for iPhone

I looked at some stuff that was far away. I saw that it was good.

via Twitter for iPhone

@phuedx I think you may have misread my toot.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to phuedx

My new prescription contact lenses arrived! I’m going to go look at some deliberately good looking things from a medium to long distance.

via Twitter for Mac